I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, b...

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else,...

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great...

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave...

Be nice to your children. After all, they are going t...

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't...

Everywhere is within walking distance i...

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, an...

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what...

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really...

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the...

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It...